the cool thing about the iliad is that almost everyone in it is a horrible person and/or literal war criminal, so you get to judge characters EXCLUSIVELY by vibes. anyway i don’t blame paris for the trojan war but he IS a little shitheel and i want him out of my city
my favorite thing that hektor repeatedly tells paris is “thank god you’re pretty”
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best-of-all-the-geeks said:
Paris’ vibes are rancid tbh
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